"ChampagneChariot" (champagnechariot)
01/15/2014 at 21:19 • Filed to: Idiots
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"ChampagneChariot" (champagnechariot)
01/15/2014 at 21:19 • Filed to: Idiots | 4
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Prepare the pitchforks and light the torches. Unfortunately your eyes are not tricking you, that is a stanced 996 Porsche 911 GT3. Ooooohhh, I'm angry now. Only two other things are worthy of such hatred: dubstep and math. And I bet the man who created this horror loves both of them.
turbokitten
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 21:22 |
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DollaMoneyAve
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 21:24 |
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My thoughts on "stance": This owner is a car enthusiast. So what if he/she is not enthusiastic about the same cars as you? It's their time and money and they're the one who's got to look at it and drive it everyday. I wish people would adopt a policy of indifference rather than hatred/anger when it comes to other people's preferences, whether it be with cars or otherwise.
MountainCommand
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 21:28 |
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So if this drove by you, and gave you a bit of a rev, you are telling me you wouldnt grin and maybe chuckle? I know id give him a thumbs up.
N/A POWAAAHH
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 21:32 |
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Look at all the RWBs. We should be quite used to this. Even worse, just go to the Worthersee Euro meet, dime a dozen
Manuél Ferrari
> DollaMoneyAve
01/15/2014 at 21:34 |
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I know what you mean, BUT look at the camber
A GT3 is a track car. The handling of this car has been ruined by the stance
I'm fine with someone stancing their regular car. At least they like it. But a GT3? That's just wrong. There are only so many GT3s out there. They should be used for canyon carving and track time
UserNotFound
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 21:49 |
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What!? You mean to tell me a man or woman bought a vehicle with his or her own money and then proceeded to do whatever they wanted to do with it!? MADNESS!!!!!11!!!!one!!!1!eleven!!!1!11!
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ChampagneChariot
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/15/2014 at 21:52 |
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RWB is different, they tinker with standard 911's this is a GT3 the holy-grail of track cars.
Textured Soy Protein
> MountainCommand
01/15/2014 at 22:05 |
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I would build a cloning laboratory in my car so I could create 10 more of myself and give him 22 thumbs down.
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 22:08 |
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For those saying don't hate, do you not look at cars with this camber and think the wheels are about to fall off? That's my beef with it, making your car look it has broken axles be no bueno.
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MountainCommand
> Textured Soy Protein
01/15/2014 at 22:08 |
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If you built a cloning laboratory, im sure you'd forget about that guy and go about buying a veyron and every other super car ever, because youd be mad rich.
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Textured Soy Protein
> MountainCommand
01/15/2014 at 22:09 |
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Hate is a powerful motivator for success.
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MountainCommand
> Textured Soy Protein
01/15/2014 at 22:13 |
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I know right. I mean, look at volkswagen! (thats a mean joke..., im sorry)
Orange Exige
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 22:29 |
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I have a problem with this.
If it was a regular 911, I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't be offended by it.
wkiernan
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 22:40 |
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You don't like mathematics. That's awful. How can you even say a terrible thing like that?
I suppose it's his own car and he can ruin it to his heart's content, but that 911 sure is messed up.
Lekker
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 23:05 |
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Let's get one thing straight: I'll light the torch and throw you a pitch fork. They have seriously disgraced a GT3. That aside, what is wrong with dubstep?
Consider it the classical music of our time, just with more modern instruments. Techno on the other hand, stuff that you can identify with a loud "tst tst tst", you know... club beats. Just wanted to give you an opinion on that :D Thanks for the new phone background!
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> ChampagneChariot
01/15/2014 at 23:07 |
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I love all three...what does that make me?
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I AM SATAN!!!!!
jk don't find me and murder me pls
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Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
01/15/2014 at 23:07 |
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No because we are usually smart enough to realize that the wheels are indeed not about to fall off...as are you I suspect.
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Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
> Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
01/15/2014 at 23:13 |
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Spend enough time on I-95 and you'll see what I mean....Seriously though, you think those crooked wheels look right on a GT3?
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Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
01/15/2014 at 23:15 |
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Not to that extent no...but then again its what the guy likes, I can't fault him. If you look at any serious road race cars, you will notice a fair degree of negative camber on those as well. Not quite like this, but camber isn't always a sign of negative performance. Now I'm not suggesting the guy did it for performance reasons...I guess I'm just saying that I don't mind a little bit. Now...a lot? Where a good 2 inches of the tire tread is off the ground? Yeah I hate that shit.
Baskingshark
> ChampagneChariot
01/16/2014 at 00:35 |
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Mmmm....my dream car right there, a stanced, gutted, and raced prepped gt3, but mine is laguna seca blue.